Here's another example of how Bob Somersby has gone off the rails. Riffing on this Washington Post article, Bob says, "Such are the values that now obtain atop our academic prig-pile."
No, Bob, those are the values that will get you suspended and audited atop our academic "prig-pile." Those are also the values that will get you investigated by the FBI under subpoena and the IRS.
It's the guilt by association fallacy. It's not even well done, since who could possibly read that article as saying that this was a typical compensation package? No one.